They do a sequel, and now they’re throwing me in the mix between Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson. Salma Hayek: “I worked two days on the first one. Gee, ya think?! The first movie was all about Sam and Ryan. Jackson: “There are times where it’s like Three Stooges with bullets, which is kind of, ya know, a scary concept.” Ryan Reynolds (as Michael Bryce): “Oh, we are definitely gonna screw this up.” The three are back for the sequel to “The Hitman’s Bodyguard.” This time, our dysfunctional heroes gotta save Europe.Īgent: “They’re planning a full-scale cyberattack.
Jackson (Darius Kincaid): “What?! Noooo, no no no no no!”
